WTF moment of the week…

Every day I go to work knowing what I might face could be terrifying, obnoxious, and dangerous. I deal with people who on paper are brilliant but on one vodka soda turn into Christian Bale from Amercian Psycho. No amount of training could prepare you for the things these people will say and do.  Read on…

THE LORD

A  powerful presence, weathered, slick gray hair,  and the personality of a lama; not a care in the world and has no problem spitting in your face. He comes to the bar to do “business” regularly. It takes him one sip of anything to get inappropriate, his kind of humor will make you feel violated with…

MOST un-WANTED

Being a customer doesn’t come easily to everyone, to help I have decided to put together a list of 5 types of customers you should avoid being. Let’s get to it, shall we?   5. The Hangry Customer– Hangry is a serious issue for servers and bartenders alike. We have customers who come in all…

THE INTERVIEW

It’s interview time and since  I didn’t have a single human being who would interview me, I decided to borrow 7 questions from google which I don’t plan on returning. Here is the link that the goods were stolen from – SOCIAL TALENT WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ANSWERS ARE KNOWN TO INDUCE LAUGHTER 1.How many bowls of…

Mister-E

He walked in for the first time and circled the bar before finding the perfect spot.  “double crown on the rocks, one lime, side of ginger ale, skinniest straw you have and a napkin”. He Immediately put his headphones in. It wasn’t long after his drink became empty that the “Real OG” went over to…

HOW TO…

How To Make the Perfect Pina Colada! I have tried all kinds of Pina Coladas, good ones, bad ones, mediocre ones and NONE have compared to the ones my boyfriend makes. SOOOOO I have stolen the secret recipe from him, FOR YOU. It is so simple and delicious. Seriously you will be missing out if you…

The Gift Giver

I never imagined a modern day Santa Clause and if I did he wouldn’t have looked like this. He stands a whole foot above the bar when he is wearing his pumped up Asic sneaks. Shorter than most, yes, but never missed, all eyes are on him when he is wearing his tropical vacation button…

Top 10 WORST …

Top 10 Worst COMPLIMENTS… Working in the Food and Beverage (mostly beverage) service industry you will come across customers who will leave you questioning their humanity.  On the upside, these people come with a lot of OMG moments, that will keep you entertained. Below are the BEST of the Worst compliments ever heard by Bartenders and Waitresses.